See, that is the problem. Why would anyone care about what people think of them. Fuck that, just be happy with your fat rolls, and screw everything else. Well guess I am lucky, my boobs are pleased whenever I eat pizza at dinner. I am playing you Miley’s song, the one of Wake up America. So, yeah start being a good girl, blondie.
Because people are cruel. And the Fashion Police exists, and who really wants to be burned by Joan Rivers? That’s a mindset that I don’t have, you’ve got it all, don’t you? The confidence and the perfection. Now I know why HSM was such a huge hit. Oh my god, I completely remember that song. Breakout was my guilty pleasure CD, no matter how ‘too old’ i was to listen to it Bottom of the Ocean made me cry every damn time. Even if it was about her dead fish.
It’s all good. I’m just messing with you, I mean no disrespect. If people want to enjoy their music, they can go some place else cause this place isn’t free for them to play what they want. I don’t make the rules man, it just is what it is. This is a huge rave, you know it. I’m surprised you know what that means though.
I think there was a little bit of disrespect in your tone. Although no harm done, I’m willing to put that behind us. As long as Daft Punk shows up I’d agree with that statement, but if they don’t it won’t be a real celebrity rave. I was a bit of a crazy teenager, I’d like to think. I’ve been to my fair share of raves and rowdy concerts.
I would have assumed that you used botox or something, kidding. Whenever I gain weight, they go straight to my boobs, so that comes in handy. Jamba was my one true love, but I am more into organic now.
I was considering it, honestly. There’s lots of pressure to look better, and I don’t see the harm in it if it makes a woman feel prettier. Then again no one saw a problem with corsets but those caused major issues. I wish I had that, I have to gain a substantial amount for it to be noticeable on my chest, you wouldn’t believe it but it goes to my hips. That’s so great, I can never remember to stick with it. I know it’s bad for the planet, it’s just so much more convenient.
Or maybe you should just get kicked out for being you, that works too. Nah the rest of you can work with Beats, that way everyone’s not playing their music at once for everyone else to hear too. Then again it could be pretty dope to hear a few songs mix together, DJ it up.
Excuse me? That was kind of rude… The world shouldn’t, and doesn’t, revolve around you and whatever you want. There are other people here and should be respectful of that. We’re not here for a huge rave, the least you could do is sometimes turn it down and let other people enjoy their own music. It’s shouldn’t be hard to not act like an entitled little punk.
Holy shit. Ten pounds? And you kept buying? Well that doesn’t sound fum at all. I barely go to Starbucks, so I guess I can’t understand your pain over there.
Hey, I’ve been lanky my whole life I appreciated the plastic surgery rumors. Finally filling out parts of dresses that hung loose before was good for me. You’re way stronger than I am, when it comes to overpriced beverages I’m all over it. Remember Jamba Juice?
Did you know that there’s a study that says that drinking the smallest cup of coffee from Starbucks, is like eating the biggest size of fries in McDonald’s?
I wish I could say that mattered to me, but with all these calories I’m losing from the loss of coffee I feel like it’s only a small price to pay. That would be frightening but I can’t help but want the calorie filled sugar infused goodness. I’m amazed so many thin people have Starbucks daily, it makes me wonder what kind of exercise they do to work it off. I gained like ten pounds when my ritual started.
With the amount of Starbucks I drink on a daily basis I feel like I’m going through some form of coffee withdrawal. I know that sounds idiotic, but I can literally taste the caffeine. Goodness, how long can I handle this for? I hope everyone’s enjoying their day more than I’m enjoying mine.
First time I go out and everyone around me didn’t even bothered to ask for a picture. This is where I belong.
So I guess that takes asking for a picture off the table? Because I was kind of tempted, not gonna lie.
The first person to say shit about music being too loud gets thrown out from here, you all been warned.
With so many singers I high doubt that rule’s going to be effective. Everyone’s going to want to have some peace and quiet to listen to their own favorites. I, for one, am going to want to sing along to The Wire, and you can’t get the full Fauxchella experience without it being so loud your ears ring, and it’s just not the same with something else playing in the background.
For the first time in forever, my ears aren’t bleeding.
Fans can get kind of enthusiastic, huh? Your ears are probably grateful for the break. Mine certainly are. I love my fans but sometimes I’m not sure how they manage to shriek so loudly. Then there’s the part of me that wants to shriek with them because they’re so amazing.